Bert Kreischer

Date: 2016-11-09 | Duration: 3h 30m

Category: Comedy

Episode Overview

Bert Kreischer dives into a wide-ranging conversation that blends personal anecdotes with sharp comedic insights. He opens by reflecting on his early experiences with alcohol and the emotional void it sometimes masks, sharing candid thoughts on trauma and coping mechanisms. Bert also recounts vivid stories from his youth, including encounters with intimidating figures and moments of unexpected camaraderie, illustrating how those experiences shaped his outlook and humor. His storytelling is peppered with raw honesty, whether discussing the challenges of growing up or the absurdities of everyday life. The episode also explores Bert’s unique perspective on fear and adrenaline, highlighted by tales of extreme stunts like skydiving and close calls with wild animals. These stories underscore his fearless approach to life and comedy, as well as his ability to find humor in chaos. Additionally, Bert touches on the evolving nature of stand-up comedy, sharing insights about the craft, the importance of writing, and the influence of fellow comedians. Throughout, his blend of self-deprecation and sharp wit creates an engaging narrative that offers both laughter and reflection.

About Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host, renowned for his larger-than-life personality and captivating storytelling. He gained fame with his uproarious stand-up specials and his hit podcast, "Bertcast," where he shares hilarious anecdotes and engages with fellow comedians. Kreischer's memoir, "Life of the Party," showcases his wild college experiences and has garnered a loyal following, further solidifying his status in the comedy world. Known for his signature shirtless performances and infectious energy, Bert captivates audiences with his relatable humor and unabashed honesty, making him a standout figure in contemporary comedy.

Key Moments

– Stand-up Comedy
– Alcohol Use
– Drug Experiences
– Martial Arts
– Mental Health
– Animal Encounters
– Trauma and PTSD
– Bullying
– Comedy Specials
– Reality Television
– Hypochondria
– Skin Conditions
– Jujitsu
– Bungee Jumping
– Podcasting
– Social Commentary
– Conspiracy Theories
– Comedy Writing
– Personal Anecdotes
– Friendship Dynamics
0:00:00 – Opening banter about long day
0:01:01 – Bert discusses drinking beer alone
0:03:41 – Discussion of allergies and stage helplessness
0:07:19 – Story about cat trapped in dryer
0:10:40 – Reflection on chaos in war zones
0:12:11 – Trauma rewiring the mind
0:13:29 – Childhood memories and moving in Florida
0:16:16 – Playing on same sports team after incident
0:17:13 – Revelation about neighborhood murder
0:19:43 – Discussion on self-defense tactics
0:23:24 – Observations about careless drivers
0:26:17 – Conversation about gay rights and misunderstandings
0:28:11 – First exposure to gay porn
0:30:32 – Martial arts champion fears bullying
0:33:22 – Promoting new comedy show with creative ideas
0:36:48 – Skin cancer diagnosis story
0:41:02 – Ari Shaffir's staph infection from jujitsu
0:45:32 – Joey's experience with edibles
0:47:22 – Effects of marijuana and altered perception
0:50:37 – Story about Hawaiian pit bull and wild hog hunting
0:53:03 – Discussion about male chimpanzee aggression
0:56:27 – Mention of the movie 'Hurt Burt'
0:58:08 – Bert claims fighting three Gracies at once
1:00:59 – Bear encounter and marshmallow distraction
1:03:16 – Discussion about anxiety and mental health
1:06:07 – Early reality TV show experiences
1:09:44 – Disappointment with Janine Garofalo's comedy
1:12:16 – 9/11 conference and conspiracy theories
1:15:50 – Talking to dog and pet humor
1:18:20 – Challenges of adulthood and living at home
1:21:57 – Skydiving jump and overcoming fear
1:25:39 – Bungee jumping experience
1:29:29 – Joke about black baby powder
1:32:19 – High-energy stage performance
1:34:01 – Morning pimp show gang story
1:38:08 – Importance of liking people in comedy
1:40:08 – Dream about arguing with Opie and Anthony
2:01:12 – Closing praise for podcast experience

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 Day one of legal marijuana. Burt Crusher. Does it feel any different? Does it feel less naughty? Uh, no. I'm just worried that they're going to clog up the dispensaries. The people will? Yeah, because now you have to use the waiting room sometimes. Starting point is 00:00:15 Right. Now that it's going to be legal, I don't know how they're like one in, one out thing. It's going to be a fucking nightmare. Are they allowed to just open up now to the general public? Is that how it works? I was just looking right before we started. I think they have until 2018 to start issuing licenses. 2018? Starting point is 00:00:29 The current dispensaries can only sell to their current patients. What? They can't sell to people walking in off the street. They're going to have to change some rules. Oh. But 2018, before they start giving out licenses? They have until that long. Oh, I see. Starting point is 00:00:41 They can push it until that long. Oh, if they wanted to hold back and dig their heels in. Huh. Interesting. So we have at the very most a year before it just becomes like Colorado. Colorado's a goddamn wild west. That's how long it took when it happened in Colorado, too. It took them about a year before Starting point is 00:00:58 they figured everything out. Have you been down and gone down to the areas of Colorado where they're selling pot now? Yeah, I went with you. Right, but did you... We didn't go down to like the areas of colorado where they're selling pot now yeah i went with you right but did you did you we didn't go down to any stores yeah i went to a couple stores on my own without you i guess yeah yeah i haven't i've driven by them but i haven't like gone in and checked them out but that's what's going to happen here it's going to be crazy and it's going to be better for everybody it's going to be better for the economy it's going to be better for people my wife my wife doesn't smoke weed at all and voted yes. Starting point is 00:01:27...

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