Tom Segura

Date: 2016-12-13 | Duration: 3h 29m

Category: Comedy

Episode Overview

Tom Segura joins the podcast for a wide-ranging conversation that touches on his experiences in comedy, insights into mixed martial arts, and candid reflections on health and lifestyle. The discussion opens with Segura sharing stories from his stand-up career, including the challenges of touring and performing new material. He also delves into the physical demands of live shows and the importance of perseverance in comedy, offering a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to keep audiences laughing night after night. A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to MMA, where Segura and Joe explore the intricacies of the sport, from the athleticism of fighters like Lyoto Machida and Anderson Silva to the grueling nature of weight cutting and training. They discuss memorable fights, the evolution of fighting styles, and the mental toughness required to compete at the highest level. Segura’s appreciation for the sport’s complexity shines through, highlighting both the physical and strategic elements that make MMA compelling. The conversation also touches on health topics, including nutrition, fitness routines, and the challenges of maintaining a balanced lifestyle while on the road. Segura shares personal anecdotes about diet changes, hydration habits, and the impact of intense training on the body. Throughout the episode, his humor and straightforward approach provide an engaging and relatable perspective on the intersections of comedy, sports, and wellness.

About Tom Segura

Tom Segura is a renowned stand-up comedian, writer, and podcast host, celebrated for his sharp observational humor and relatable storytelling. With several successful Netflix specials, including "Ball Hog" and "Take It Down," he has captivated audiences worldwide and earned critical acclaim for his unique comedic style. As co-host of the popular podcast "Your Mom's House" alongside his wife, Christina Pazsitzky, Segura delves into the absurdities of everyday life, often featuring hilarious guest appearances from fellow comedians like Bert Kreischer and Joey "CoCo" Diaz. Known for his laid-back demeanor and quick wit, Segura continues to be a prominent figure in the comedy scene, making him a must-listen guest on platforms like the Joe Rogan Experience.

Key Moments

– Stand-up Comedy
– Mixed Martial Arts
– Boxing
– Weight Cutting
– Athlete Physiology
– Hunting and Wildlife
– Archery
– Technology and Virtual Reality
– Nutrition and Diet
– Fitness Training
– Podcasting
– Comedy Industry
– Animal Behavior
– Sports Injuries
– Entertainment Media
– Mental Health and Motivation
– Social Media
– Environmental Conservation
– Film and Television
0:00:00 – Opening banter and introductions
0:03:58 – Discussion about favorite comedy characters
0:09:39 – Insights on basketball and improvisation
0:14:04 – Talking about athlete health and recovery
0:16:00 – Describing the size and athleticism of NFL players
0:19:24 – MMA fighters and weight classes discussion
0:23:08 – BJ Penn's flexibility and fighting style
0:25:38 – The realism and excitement of fighting
0:26:42 – Plans for emceeing a fight event
0:29:20 – Denial and body image conversation
0:32:23 – Meeting Kanye West and social media trolls
0:35:37 – MMA training and striking techniques
0:38:15 – Brock Lesnar and heavyweight division analysis
0:40:55 – Memorable fights and fighter relationships
0:44:43 – Handling pressure in championship fights
0:47:40 – Fighter styles and weight cutting challenges
0:54:14 – Boxing talents and notable fighters
1:00:23 – Health scare from supplements and ephedrine
1:02:56 – Training intensity and black belt dedication
1:07:00 – Archery: recurve vs compound bows
1:15:44 – Naming a hotel room 'Cincinnati Fart'
1:18:41 – Countdown to comedy set getting funnier
1:24:52 – Traditional Peruvian dish discussion
1:28:24 – Soda sweetened with stevia taste test
1:31:30 – Healthy eating and weight loss goals
1:34:29 – Fat shaming and social perceptions
1:38:45 – Struggles with pitching creative ideas
1:43:09 – Using Stan for health care PSAs
1:47:11 – Incredible lamp manning and wildlife observations
1:51:00 – Description of a giant nocturnal predator
1:54:47 – Coyotes and wolves genetic similarities
1:57:03 – Mountain lion attacks on alpacas and goats
2:02:18 – Mountain lion encounter on a bridge
2:05:28 – Old movies and comedy classics discussion
2:07:40 – HBO and Netflix deep storytelling
2:10:58 – Future technology: recording and replaying memories
2:13:49 – Spoiler alerts and continuous conversation
2:16:04 – Robot parts inside fighters joke
2:18:14 – Observations on comedian's physical stature
2:22:07 – Making a cooking video demonstration
2:26:35 – Discussion on saturated fats and health
2:29:46 – Trying keto-friendly drinks and reactions
2:31:30 – Studio space and video production challenges
2:34:06 – Speculations on biological warfare
2:36:57 – Duck anatomy and reproductive facts
2:39:30 – Turkey vision and hunting strategies
2:41:51 – Eye health and LASIK limitations
2:44:04 – Virtual reality and screen addiction
2:46:20 – Impact of video games on children's development
2:49:14 – Competition and intelligence in gaming
2:53:48 – Reflections on work and humor
3:01:33 – Fiber optic implants and technology humor
3:04:45 – Feelings after physical confrontations
3:06:16 – Kindergarten outrage and comedy timing
3:09:13 – Deciding when to leave a show
3:11:36 – Boxing career reflections
3:13:29 – Shannon Briggs' career changes
3:18:37 – Chris Rock surprise at comedy set
3:22:31 – Hydration habits and water consumption
3:25:13 – Closing remarks and gratitude

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh shit Tommy puns were live yo dawg what's up brother what's up man we Starting point is 00:00:29 Have you done any variations to DJ Dadmouth now? Starting point is 00:00:44 God damn it, it folks i'm sorry Starting point is 00:01:14 we've got to let as many people know about you to sell tickets. Starting point is 00:01:37 Yeah, it's real low. Starting point is 00:01:47 If I had to guess, mostly, yeah. Starting point is 00:01:59 What about retired people? Starting point is 00:02:13 It's a totally different art form, folks. Starting point is 00:02:22 No, there's some are good. Starting point is 00:02:38 He goes Starting point is 00:03:00 It's the best one. Starting point is 00:03:32 You might want to put taxes come on don't go to break this is Starting point is 00:03:58 Tracy, one of your favorite characters. What characters do you do? Starting point is 00:04:47 I love you too. Starting point is 00:04:56 On YouTube? Starting point is 00:05:10 Because he's sitting like that. Starting point is 00:05:28 But like the reference to almost like it was like an inside Bulls reference. Starting point is 00:05:49 Holla! Starting point is 00:06:12 Were they telling him? Starting point is 00:06:19 Do those guys have earpieces? Starting point is 00:06:28 distracting things. Starting point is 00:06:37 But when you pop it in, Starting point is 00:06:50 them about a specific replay yeah like show me that again can you show me that for an overhead Starting point is 00:07:23 Do they ever feed you something where you like, it totally blows your mind? Starting point is 00:07:45 And then you go, oh, shit. Starting point is 00:07:54 I was thinking, too, I was watching. Starting point is 00:08:15 he had as good a time as you did. Starting point is 00:08:39 Oh, yeah. Starting point is 00:09:02 It takes too many days to recover from them. It's killer. It kills you. Starting point is 00:09:20 but now I watch it Starting point is 00:09:39 Basketball live will change y...

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