Joey Diaz

Date: 2011-03-16 | Duration: 2h 3m

Category: Comedy

Episode Overview

Joe Rogan welcomes comedian Joey Diaz for a wide-ranging conversation that blends humor, personal stories, and reflections on life’s unpredictability. They kick off by discussing Diaz’s upcoming shows, including intimate club gigs in New York and Rochester, highlighting his connection to grassroots comedy and the challenges of performing outside major markets. Diaz shares candid anecdotes about his past, including run-ins with law enforcement and the realities of street life, offering a raw glimpse into his journey from adversity to success. The episode also delves into Diaz’s thoughts on contemporary culture and technology, touching on topics like the evolution of drug laws, the impact of social media, and the strange intersection of spirituality and skepticism in modern times. Both Rogan and Diaz reflect on the power of memory and the surreal nature of current events, from natural disasters to celebrity controversies. Throughout, Diaz’s storytelling is punctuated with humor and insight, making for an engaging discussion that balances the gritty with the philosophical. The episode closes with a nod to the importance of community and staying true to oneself amid life’s chaos.

About Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz is a stand-up comedian and podcaster known for his unfiltered, storytelling-heavy comedy style that draws from his turbulent past. He's built a career sharing wild anecdotes about his life, including his struggles with the criminal justice system and substance abuse during his younger years in Boulder, Colorado. His appeal lies in his ability to blend humor with genuine reflection on his past mistakes while discussing everything from combat sports to current events with candid, no-holds-barred commentary.

Key Moments

– Stand-up Comedy
– Mixed Martial Arts
– UFC
– Drug Culture
– Law Enforcement
– Psychedelic Experiences
– Nuclear Energy
– Earthquakes
– Film and Movies
– Celebrity Culture
– Podcasting
– New York City
– Comedy Clubs
– Mayan Civilization
– Conspiracy Theories
– Music
– Sports
– Personal Stories
– Social Issues
0:00:00 – Introduction of Joey Diaz on the podcast
0:02:47 – Joey announces upcoming show at The Bitter End NYC
0:05:08 – Discussion about ticket sales and show logistics
0:07:53 – Joey recounts being pulled over by police
0:09:08 – Conversation on smoking habits and laws
0:14:20 – Reflection on modern technology as 'witchcraft'
0:15:07 – Talk about spiritual beliefs and magic
0:17:04 – Discussion of Avatar and impactful movies
0:21:16 – Debate on scary movies and childhood experiences
0:23:54 – Comparison of Alien movies and horror genre
0:26:03 – Mention of Daniel Day-Lewis and acting craft
0:29:32 – Recounting Marlon Brando's Oscar protest
0:30:54 – Discussion on political protests and symbolism
0:31:44 – Food trucks and street food culture
0:36:11 – Joey talks about upcoming Opie and Anthony appearance
0:37:28 – Story about robbing a drug dealer and loan sharking
0:40:37 – Conversation about drug dealing and fear in Miami
0:42:17 – Discussion on police genetics and job requirements
0:45:26 – Joey describes New Zealand and cultural differences
0:48:57 – Joey reflects on psychedelic mushroom experiences
0:53:42 – Story about a shooting in the Dakota building
0:54:18 – Discussion on memory and impact of deaths
0:56:33 – Nostalgic talk about music and late-night cheeseburgers
0:59:09 – Joey expresses love for Columbus city
1:01:51 – Commentary on internet fame and attention seeking
1:06:17 – Discussion about a manager's rise in comedy
1:07:41 – Podcast's role in overcoming adversity
1:10:57 – Networking and connections in entertainment industry
1:13:18 – Humorous talk about being uncircumcised
1:16:42 – Mention of Team America movie
1:18:14 – Discussion on weather and human behavior
1:19:43 – Concerns about radiation leaks and disasters
1:22:02 – Speculation on Ice Age and climate change
1:24:05 – Conversation about weed laws and seed quality
1:27:21 – Story about professional and amateur weed growers
1:29:55 – Joey describes writing and performing one-man show
1:31:01 – Discussion on earthquake preparedness and risks
1:33:22 – Talk about nuclear power and its dangers
1:35:03 – Reflection on current events feeling like a movie
1:47:27 – Joey talks about MMA fighter Jariah Faber
1:53:42 – Analysis of recent MMA fights and fighters
1:57:54 – Promotion of upcoming comedy show and ticket info
1:59:35 – Closing remarks and social media shoutouts

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 Buckle up bitches. Joe Diaz is in my house. Starting point is 00:00:47 20 minutes and he was basically asleep. Starting point is 00:01:05 I am. Starting point is 00:01:12 You know, I've been noticing Starting point is 00:01:21 I hate it. Starting point is 00:01:31 Look at this picture, Joey. Starting point is 00:01:51 Which is true. Starting point is 00:02:06 Brian, I lost my sound Starting point is 00:02:24 I barely touched it. Starting point is 00:02:32 go fuck yourself. Starting point is 00:02:41 And Joe Diaz Starting point is 00:02:47 I'm at the Bitter End in New York City on Tuesday at 9 o'clock. Starting point is 00:03:07 the guy that I met him during the UFCs. Starting point is 00:03:21 you ain't got no ticket. Starting point is 00:03:37 I go, hey, Doug, you need a bud, don't you? Starting point is 00:03:54 are you fucking crazy? Starting point is 00:04:06 I would probably deny it. Starting point is 00:04:19 And he goes, why don't you do a show at my club down in the village? Starting point is 00:04:31 Wow. Starting point is 00:04:37 I love that little. Starting point is 00:04:52 And everybody's standing? Starting point is 00:05:08 I don't want to do nothing in Jersey for my friends and nothing like that. Starting point is 00:05:22 Why go through the aggravation? Starting point is 00:05:33 Tickets go on sale that night. Starting point is 00:05:39 They got a credit card machine? Starting point is 00:05:46 $15, no drama. Starting point is 00:05:54 Let me see you get down on a fucking Tuesday night, old school style. Starting point is 00:06:06 I'm doing a club called The Comedy Club in Rochester, New York, in Webster. Starting point is 00:06:19 Bro, it's Rochester. Starting point is 00:06:28 That's brutal. Starting point is 00:06:42 I don't know. Starting point is 00:06:52 It's amazing to know you a long time and to see what's come of your life. Starting point is 00:07:10 numbers for you yet? Like, choreographed Starting point is 00:07...

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